Poezie de Je. Astept pareri.

Orice asemanare cu Colegiul National "Ionita Asan" este pur intamplatoare. Nu ca Liceul-al-carui-nume-nu-trebuie-pomenit ar fi mai breaz. But still, for the laughs:

Ode to school

It's the school, the stupid building
Where the students have to meet.
Classrooms always tell you "Welcome!"
With a gentle smell of feet.

But the classes are like magic;
When you're sleepy and you're bored,
Time is passing with the speed of
Mr. Noja's evil Ford.

If you're thirsty or you're hungry
Eat a biscuit! Drink a Coke!
Hope the prices will not make you
Take a bite and sadly choke.

Chemistry? Won't see substances.
IT class? PC's unplugged.
If it's Science you'll see lenses
Only if you're sick or drugged.

Give your money for the guardian,
Give it for a calendar!
Give it all if the headmaster
Wants to buy a brand new car.

Time is up, you can go home!
Stop, 'cause some guys want to sell
Bikes, TV's, expired cosmetics:
Teachers get a sum as well.

School is like an empty tunnel,
You go out as you went in:
Only with less time and money,
And dumber than you had been.